Why Terrorism Exists

My wife laughs at me, but now agrees that I have uncovered the painfully obvious reason why terrorism, domestic violence, and general ills befall women of this world.  Oral sex.

Men who get their cock sucked regularly are not interested in donning TNT-loaded Armanis for the sake of a lesser good.  Divorces don’t happen when women spend some time at the shlong buffet. This was my first thought when I saw Christie Brinkley, a world famous supermodel, being cheated on by her husband.  Besides the draw of a young woman, it was obvious that he strayed because she wasn’t sucking his cock anymore.

I am convinced nearly every wrong that is committed in the world, could be solved or prevented by women who would just do their part.  I believe this is a law, not a theorem.